Monthly Archives: April 2014

And Justice For All

The dirtiest schmucks I run into are always cops and lawyers. And no, I’m not a convicted felon, nor do I even have a criminal record. I’m talking on the ice, in a hockey game. The legal community was kind … Continue reading

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Foot-in-Mouth Disease

“How do you think I played, Daddy?” “I’ve seen better.” Wrong answer…again. If there is one consistent dominant characteristic in my life-long pattern of inconsistencies, mistakes and erratic behaviour it’s my unfailing and remarkable ability to continually say the wrong … Continue reading

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Vive le Quebec

In the end it did take a brain surgeon. To beat back the separatists, I mean. And it looks like I’ll be able to continue feeding my love of poutine and smoked meat without having to support a foreign, hostile … Continue reading

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