Monthly Archives: April 2015

To Hab and Hab-Not

I don’t wear my Montreal Canadiens’ hockey jersey outside the house. I’m afraid of being attacked in the street by some passive Ottawa bureaucrat who will grab me by the throat and start ripping me up, limb by limb. Ottawa … Continue reading

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Those That Can

“I thought you were dead,” my friend Chris admitted as I entered the bar on the Thursday before Good Friday. “This is my weekend to make a comeback,” I reminded him. Chris must have forgotten that I suffer from both … Continue reading

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