Tag Archives: Quebec

Generation Gap

I’ve walked into the same gym every day for four years. The same guy is behind the desk. He gives me the same blank look every day. But by now I know the drill. “May I have a towel, please?” … Continue reading

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Jerks Anonymous

The four-wheeled drive was parked and also covered with bumper stickers.When I’m sitting at a red light I don’t text. I read bumper stickers. This one said: JESUS LOVES YOU. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole. Which reminds me of … Continue reading

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Cappadocia

The sign above the sink in the public washroom said it plainly: Do we piss in your ashtray ? Please do not throw cigarette bullets in the sink ! I guess by ‘bullets’ they meant ‘butts’; at least I hope … Continue reading

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Mother’s Day

Some people just never get the credit they deserve. Others get way too much. My own mother belongs in the first category. I know… I know what you’re thinking. Mother’s Day and all that. Blah, blah, yada, yada. But hear … Continue reading

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On the Move

Never let a real estate agent into your house. And never let anyone else choose where you live. Two lessons that I didn’t learn soon enough. Born and brought up in Montreal, I later found myself living in small-town Ontario, … Continue reading

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